Saturday, June 19, 2010

blow

Having gone to my share of clubs over the years. Where the main entertainment is a girl on a stage, often with a pole positioned in the middle of said stage, taking off her clothes to music she hasn't chosen. All in an effort to perform to the amusement of the clientele (MEN mostly), in hopes that they will take an interest in the girl, and spend money on her. These girls have lots to deal with while on stage doing their show for us. Making eye contact, smiling like they are having fun, getting up close and personal to tease, and give a friendly hello. The job like any other can be a fun and rewarding experience. That is if everybody behaves like a gentleman and not like a jerk who feels they can do or say anything to a dancer, simply, because they undress in front of them. One of these pet peeves of a dancer is the blowing on there vagina, breasts, ears... Et cetera. Even if you do cause a tingling. It is going to be along the lines of an itch in your ear you can't quite scratch. Irritating as hell, but not very sexually stimulating. (Sorry guys)
Another reason one shouldn't blow on the dancers, would be the smell. We have all run into that certain someone whose breath just blows us away, practically bring us to our knees for want of escape. Now imagine you have someone intentionally blowing that foul stench upon your person. See what I mean. Not so flattering now, is it? You can blow a kiss, but it is better to wait for her to blow you one first, otherwise just leave off of the blowing. Tipping works a lot better, than blowing ever will. If a blow job is what you have in mind while in a club, best amble up to the bar and order a shot by that name, because it is all you are likely to receive. If none of this made any difference to your blowing on the dancers, then I suggest you blow. As in get your ass out of the seat, tip the stage and leave the club. Your not going to be missed, there is always going to be somebody else to "blow" in and take your place.

2 comments:

  1. I try to avoid making generalized comments but here goes: ALL strippers hate being blown on. It does nothing for us at all. And it forces us to imagine random microscopic bits of saliva landing on our genitalia...gross. Blow your herpes somewhere else, I'm trying to work here!

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  2. Good point Natalia! I forgot to mention the health issues, but then again I was going for a kind of humorous way to getting the word out that it is not a good idea to blow. Thanks for your comment. As always I appreciate them all. :-D

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